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In caz ca ai nevoie de o portie de ras (chiar si in timpul programului 
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O buna resursa gasiti si aici.
Jerry Seinfeld [on airline bathrooms] “Tiny toilet, tiny light, tiny sink, tiny soap dispenser. Tiny slot- for used razor blades.That’s always there. Who is shaving on the plane? And shaving so much, they’re using UP razor blades? What have you got- the Wolfman flying?”
Chris Rock “No matter what you do,your woman is mad at you.If you work all the time, “Why you work all the time? You ain’t never home. “You always leavin’ me. I hate this shit.” If you home all the time, “Why you all up under me? “Let me get some fucking room to breathe. “Damn, stop sweatin’ me. I hate this shit.”
Ricky Gervais “Did you know that elephants have been caught swimming up to two miles offshore? Been caught swimming? As if it’s illegal?”
Robin Williams “And if you want a linguistic adventure, go drinking with a scottsman, because you can’t fucking understand them before.”
Eddie Murphy : “After italians see Rocky they come out of the movie charged”
Larry David “Who do you think has more freedom — the married men in America or the single men in Communist China?” he asks the room. “I gotta go for the single guy in Communist China, no contest. I’m a married guy in America. I can leave the country — but I can’t leave my house.”
Eddie Izzard ” Leave the tranny alone he’s knows what he is doin’!’
Plus un bonus Frank Caliendo
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